BUT WHY DO I WANT TO DO
A THING LIKE THAT?

A has perfectly perfect feet. It has no fingerprints. Its feetprint is taken for purposes of identification. The feet are its face. Everything it wants to show are its feet, polished nails, and the fresh, pink soles and heels. They are its identification code. It is the only one wearing sandals in the summer, too. Its machine for making sandals out of ordinary shoes is the most revolutionary product since the discovery of the microchip.

 

JUST TRY TO WEAR SANDALS, AND SANDALS ONLY!!!